Player Profiles

Mark Colless aka "Puss, Pussyliah" Age: 65 - Height: 193 cm - Weight: 82 kg Country of birth: Australia Rugby position: Centre/Fullback/Wing/Flyhalf/Halfback/Openside Flanker Previous Club(s): Taree Trojans, Coffs Harbour, Vikings, Lismore Lizards, Wagga Pirates, Dubbo Rams, Illawarra Jets (League), Bourke Bears, Sydney Uni, Cayman Islands, Rockhampton Dragons and Ulladulla Warriors Started playing rugby at the age of 3 All time football hero Myself

Michael Woodward aka "Woodcock" Age: 27 - Height: 203 cm - Weight: 116 kg Country of birth: Straya Rugby position: Fullback/wing/goalkicker Previous Club(s): Sydney Uni, New York Athletic Started playing rugby at the age of 16 All time football hero Not Frank Coorey

Haydn Dunhill aka "Dip Shit, Gaydn Rumhill... I answer to either" Age: 25 - Height: 192 cm - Weight: 98 kg Country of birth: cowra Rugby position: second row, utility flanker Previous Club(s): cowra eagles NSW Country 2006-2009 southern districts 1st grade Started playing rugby at the age of 4 Best football achievement I feel i have been blessed with my football career. Representing my state and home town and winning premierships with both was great. But to wrap up my career with colleagues and almost single handily taking sutho's to the finals has also been fun, tiring but fun.

Jean-Pierre Chaina aka "The Penis" Age: 29 - Height: 186 cm - Weight: 100 kg Country of birth: Australia Rugby position: Fullback, Fly Half, Inside Centre, Wing Previous Club(s): Easts, St Pats Old Boys Started playing rugby at the age of 10 All time football hero Dipshit

Henry King aka ""The King"" Age: 25 - Height: 185 cm - Weight: 90 kg Country of birth: Australia Rugby position: 16-22 Previous Club(s): I would never play anywhere but the Blue Giants Started playing rugby at the age of 10 All time football hero He knows who he is.I would liken him to a hybrid between Sonny Bill Williams and Chris Judd

Nick Watt aka "Sonny Bill Judd" Age: 24 - Height: 190 cm - Weight: 100 kg Country of birth: Australia Rugby position: Tight 5 Previous Club(s): Cowra, St. Johns College til I die Started playing rugby at the age of 1 Funniest football moment Benny Waters giving the pre-game fire up speech full of expletives with a 6 month old baby wearing a fluffy pink jump suit strapped to his chest

Phil Lee aka "Phil The Pom" Age: 29 - Height: 173 cm - Weight: 70 kg Country of birth: England Rugby position: 11, 13, 14 Previous Club(s): Mumbles RFC (Wales) Southampton RFC (Eng) University of Reading RFC (Eng) Southampton Trojans (Eng) Reading RFC (Eng) Maidenhead RFC (Eng) Richmond (Eng) Stallions 7s Kamikaze International 7s Blue Storm 7s Started playing rugby at the age of 8 Favourite tour memory Entire University Rugby club tour party being arrested and sent back home after getting naked and running about at a service station on the way to France.

Andrew Smith aka "The Widow Maker" Age: 31 - Height: 183 cm - Weight: 100 kg Country of birth: Australia Rugby position: Centre Previous Club(s): Eastern Suburbs Started playing rugby at the age of 5 Funniest football moment Seeing a genuine midget "Nick Watson" play Kentwell with fully grown men. Good work Nick for staying out of the Circus.

Frank Coorey aka "The Tank" Age: 31 - Height: 180 cm - Weight: 96 kg Country of birth: Australia Rugby position: Flyhalf Previous Club(s): Toowoomba City Bears Sunnybank Rugby Club Started playing rugby at the age of 5 Favourite Colleagues memory Beating Drummoyne in 2010 with an 81st minute conversion by DK, followed by the Colleagues ball that night. I was in football heaven!!

Nick Watson aka "Bunsen + Red Pup + You with the red hair" Age: 28 - Height: 178 cm - Weight: 88 kg Country of birth: Australia Rugby position: Openside Flanker Previous Club(s): Newcastle Wanderers & Muskerry RFC(IRE) Started playing rugby at the age of 11 All time football hero Andrew Smith, how a man who is boderline morbidly obese and on the wrong side of 40 still competes at this level is a tribute to the state medical system

William Johnston aka "The Badger" Age: 25 - Height: 157 cm - Weight: 135 kg Country of birth: Tasmania Rugby position: Winger (haven't you seen me play?) Previous Club(s): Easts, Norths, Souths, Wests, Penrith, Parra, Gordon but not Uni Started playing rugby at the age of 24 All time football hero See photo

Simon Monteath aka "Monty" Age: 26 - Height: 179 cm - Weight: 93 kg Country of birth: Australia Rugby position: Hooker Previous Club(s): Merewether-Carlton Started playing rugby at the age of 11 Favourite tour memory Mudgee 7's 2009 - The Inaugural Mudgee Gift where The Creature lost half his big toe trying to race wearing no shoes or pants.

Cameron Patten aka "Roony" Age: 30 - Height: 190 cm - Weight: 84 kg Country of birth: Australia Rugby position: Fullback, Outside centre. Previous Club(s): Nambour Toads(QLD),Rathdrum (IRE), Wadebridge Camels(UK), Guernsey (UK), and KNOX OB. Started playing rugby at the age of 9 Funniest football moment Seeing Changers, Lawrie and Hubes getting abused on mystery night.

Tom Johnston aka "TJ" Age: 31 - Height: 181 cm - Weight: 88 kg Country of birth: Australia Rugby position: 5/8 Previous Club(s): West Harbour Sydney Uni Wollongbar-Alstonville Started playing rugby at the age of 11 Favourite Colleagues memory Silly Sunday - Rippers playing full field chicken on mini-motor bikes

John Clarkson aka "Clarko" Age: 26 - Height: 180 cm - Weight: 83 kg Country of birth: Australia Rugby position: Half back Previous Club(s): Clovelly Crocodiles Uni Norths Canberra Started playing rugby at the age of 8 Favourite Colleagues memory Bus trips back from TG Milner after winning silverware...Actually any bus trip with Colleagues legends onboard...

Will MacDiarmid aka "Will" Age: 27 - Height: 190 cm - Weight: 97 kg Country of birth: Australia Rugby position: Second Row Previous Club(s): Sydney Uni Started playing rugby at the age of 8 All time football hero Gus Graham, for the sheer number of Jelly Beans consumed before game time...

Nick Jones aka "Jonesy" Age: 25 - Height: 180 cm - Weight: 105 kg Country of birth: Australia Rugby position: Front Row or flyhalf if any coach would be brave enough to give me my dream! Previous Club(s): Shoalhaven; Waverley Started playing rugby at the age of 6 All time football hero Brian Varley - he's 138 years old, packs a mean scrum, packs a mean punch and smacks a mean Bud...you can't be a better human than that!

Peter Hubert aka "Hubes" Age: 26 - Height: 175 cm - Weight: 80 kg Country of birth: Australia Rugby position: Outside backs Previous Club(s): Sydney Uni Started playing rugby at the age of 5 Favourite tour memory Jonesy - drunkest man on the field - taking a crushing hit and ending up on all fours, grunting like a hippo at Mudgee 7s, 2010.

Carl O'Sullivan aka "Suff" Age: 32 - Height: 186 cm - Weight: 96 kg Country of birth: USA Rugby position: 10, Centres Previous Club(s): Uni Norths (ACT) Started playing rugby at the age of 10 All time football hero Puss and anyone not named Frank

Daniel Quinn aka "Disco" Age: 30 - Height: 195 cm - Weight: 125 kg Country of birth: Uranus Rugby position: 16 Previous Club(s): Easts rugby Started playing rugby at the age of 69 All time football hero Gus "Sprinkles nails on his Weet-bix" Graham

Mike Langford aka "foal" Age: 33 - Height: 190 cm - Weight: 92 kg Country of birth: England Rugby position: 13, 15, reluctant winger Previous Club(s): Rosslyn Park, Heriots FP, Edinburgh Uni, Harpenden RFC Started playing rugby at the age of 5 Favourite Colleagues memory "Porking" TJ's ute in No Undies Sunday in 2008. This involved chucking the remnants of the pig roast at his ute parked down below, with the jackpot being getting the snout through the window. TJ came back 3 days later to pick up the car, where it had been roasting in the 30 degree heat, to find fried fat stuck to his paintwork and a snout stinking up the inside.